Out to Lunch

Store OwnerThat’s a nice hat; why didn’t you buy it from me? I carry hats like that. CustomerYour door was closed. Store OwnerThe sign said out to lunch, didn’t it? CustomerSo that’s why I didn’t buy it from you. Store OwnerI was going to come right back. CustomerI was here for a couple of minutes…

What Gets To Me?

I guess most of us have one thing or another that gets to us no matter how many times we see or hear about it. I mean it’s difficult for me to keep from tearing up when the nightly news comes on and we see a group of returning soldiers being greeted by wives, girlfriends,…

A Little More From The Old Guy Another incident popped into my mind about a visit with the Old Guy. As usual he began with a statement, which would have come across to an untrained ear as totally out of reasonable context. I had long since become a trained listener. I’m one of those people…

This Old Guy

When I least expect it a guy or gal comes in for an audition and without warning brings with them a slice of life I wasn’t at all planning on. Sure I conduct my auditions on schedule; the show must go on and all that sort of thing applies, but somewhere along the way a…