Backpacks & Kazoos

Often, the sheer brilliance of my staff of colleagues is mind-boggling or, if nothing else, at least hard to fathom. Believing the premise that timing is everything, then consider an office where its players launch into a seemingly obtuse conversation regarding the origin and merits of backpacks and kazoos. The fact that last night, some…

Pretzel

Noted people reference their Fathers as they answer the question: “What would your Father have said?” My Father would have at least asked me what I meant by that. Dad always gave me a chance to explain.  He always felt he had so much more in life to learn, and not enough allotted time to…

Ventilation

da Harv has come to vent His rage by sharing despair. Often to laugh hysterically, Being a free man, without care. Your turn has come Try it on for size With no consequences No punishment for lamenting. Comes now this chance For the fearful amongst you To express dissents. The best way possible, venting! Ah…

The Courage to Laugh

The Courage It Takes to Make People Laugh! DISCLAIMER: My words are an inexact science (like I really needed to tell you that) and much of what I have to say is being brought forth free of any remotely humble display; an exposition, or if you will, an exposé of this guy’s years of gathering,…

Writer’s Corner

I’ve written myself into a corner and the smell of my burning brain is putrid. (Clock rollback time) Without the marvel of a lit cigarette in an ashtray simultaneously racing the smoke from the one dangling from my mouth to the ceiling, both pacifiers serving me well as indulgent crutches for more than fifteen years….