In Case You Missed It: April 5, 2020 – Kalmenson & Kalmenson

How To Find Inner Peace

Heard a doctor on TV saying: In this time of the coronavirus staying at home, we should focus on inner peace.

To achieve this, we should always finish the things

we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked through my house

to find things I’d started

and hadn’t finished–

So I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay…

…a bodle of Baileys,

a butle of wum,

tha mainder of

Valiumun srciptuns,

an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all who need inner piss.

An telum u luvum.

And two hash yer wands,

stafe day avrybobby!!!