In Case You Missed It: April 5, 2020

How To Find Inner Peace
Heard a doctor on TV saying: In this time of the coronavirus staying at home, we should focus on inner peace. 
To achieve this, we should always finish the things
we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.
I looked through my house
to find things I’d started
and hadn’t finished
So I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay…
…a bodle of Baileys,
a butle of wum,
tha mainder of
Valiumun srciptuns,
an a box a chocletz.
 Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. 
Sned this to all who need inner piss. 
An telum u luvum. 
And two hash yer wands,
 stafe day avrybobby!!!

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