Things I’ve never doneSome I’m proud I never did,While wistfully thinking of those I’ve never tried. There was one time most grimWhen a divine force snatched meAs I teetered on a limbI’ve never helped an old man cross a street Splendid Ladies weren’t required to be oldJust neat, maybe sweetLiking when they responded to:“If I…
Store OwnerThat’s a nice hat; why didn’t you buy it from me? I carry hats like that. CustomerYour door was closed. Store OwnerThe sign said out to lunch, didn’t it? CustomerSo that’s why I didn’t buy it from you. Store OwnerI was going to come right back. CustomerI was here for a couple of minutes…
(They think– I think not) Actually “They Discovered the Sled “ Quiz time: What do people do when they can’t find work for an extended period of time? What is, or would be considered an extended period of time for the average person What denotes the terminology, average person? Not to worry, it isn’t my…